1 00:00:06,892 --> 00:00:10,882 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:19,672 --> 00:00:22,273 So, last day of school before spring break. 3 00:00:22,308 --> 00:00:23,640 You kids excited? 4 00:00:23,665 --> 00:00:25,208 I am. I mean, because you'll be working 5 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:26,670 in the restaurant even more. 6 00:00:26,695 --> 00:00:28,146 Whoo-hoo. 7 00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:30,214 Is that the sound you make when you're happy? 8 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:31,476 It's horrible. 9 00:00:31,501 --> 00:00:32,795 This spring break, I want to finally earn 10 00:00:32,819 --> 00:00:34,710 my Thundergirls Something Thunderful badge. 11 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:37,021 It's for "exemplifying the Thundergirl spirit 12 00:00:37,056 --> 00:00:39,390 with an act of outstanding generosity or kindness." 13 00:00:39,415 --> 00:00:40,725 Whatever, hippie. 14 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,126 But I can't seem to find 15 00:00:42,162 --> 00:00:43,828 the right Thunderful project. 16 00:00:53,706 --> 00:00:56,240 I'm not going this way! 17 00:00:56,276 --> 00:00:57,942 Come on, this is happening. 18 00:00:57,977 --> 00:00:59,531 Police! 19 00:01:00,004 --> 00:01:02,237 I guess you might call this badge my Moby Dick. 20 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,851 I'll call anything Moby Dick. 21 00:01:03,876 --> 00:01:05,148 - Moby Dick. - Gene. 22 00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:07,051 Hey, Gene, how's that loose molar? 23 00:01:07,086 --> 00:01:09,273 You feeling like maybe today's the day, are you? 24 00:01:09,298 --> 00:01:10,588 It feels pretty ready. 25 00:01:10,623 --> 00:01:12,356 But it's got a mind of its own. 26 00:01:12,392 --> 00:01:14,058 Ugh, I can't stand the waiting. 27 00:01:14,093 --> 00:01:15,860 Let me wiggle it. 28 00:01:15,895 --> 00:01:18,596 I saw her do this to a woman at the grocery store once. 29 00:01:18,631 --> 00:01:20,398 It's Gene's last baby tooth. 30 00:01:20,433 --> 00:01:22,099 When I get it, I'll have the full set. 31 00:01:22,135 --> 00:01:24,502 Remind me again why you collect Gene's teeth? 32 00:01:24,537 --> 00:01:26,404 You remember, when Gene was little, 33 00:01:26,439 --> 00:01:27,972 he was scared of the Tooth Fairy. 34 00:01:28,007 --> 00:01:29,707 You know, sneaking into his room at night 35 00:01:29,742 --> 00:01:31,676 when he's sleeping, and taking stuff. 36 00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:34,078 If that's what I wanted, I'd get an ex-girlfriend. 37 00:01:34,113 --> 00:01:36,948 So Gene started giving me the teeth, and I pay him in kisses. 38 00:01:36,983 --> 00:01:38,115 Rip-off. 39 00:01:38,151 --> 00:01:39,350 And soon I'll have 'em all. 40 00:01:39,385 --> 00:01:40,529 Ugh, I can't stand the waiting. 41 00:01:40,553 --> 00:01:41,586 - Gimme. - Ow! 42 00:01:41,621 --> 00:01:43,354 Lin, let Gene eat breakfast. 43 00:01:43,389 --> 00:01:44,622 This is breakfast. 44 00:01:44,657 --> 00:01:45,940 - Nom, nom, nom, nom. - Ow, Gene, ow. 45 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:49,026 So, where's everybody going for spring break? 46 00:01:49,051 --> 00:01:51,095 We're going to a place where you can stand 47 00:01:51,164 --> 00:01:52,363 in four states at once. 48 00:01:52,398 --> 00:01:54,098 I'm gonna stand in California, 49 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:56,244 Hawaii, Canada, and Chicago. 50 00:01:56,269 --> 00:01:57,947 I'm going on a road trip with my grandma. 51 00:01:57,971 --> 00:01:59,411 She's gonna let me work the gas pedal 52 00:01:59,439 --> 00:02:00,697 'cause she's too weak to push it. 53 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,230 My dad is taking us to Cooperstown. 54 00:02:02,265 --> 00:02:05,141 - We go every year. - The Baseball Hall of Fame. 55 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,334 The what? 56 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:08,903 I'm going on a cruise with my parents to Turks and Caicos. 57 00:02:08,938 --> 00:02:11,439 Oh, my God. Turks and Caicos? 58 00:02:11,474 --> 00:02:13,241 Little bit of Turks, lot of Caicos. 59 00:02:13,276 --> 00:02:15,758 And I'll be going to here-ish. 60 00:02:15,783 --> 00:02:17,123 I'm trying to earn my Something Thunderful... 61 00:02:17,147 --> 00:02:18,891 Oh, you know who's gonna be on my cruise ship? 62 00:02:18,915 --> 00:02:19,881 BFOTs. 63 00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:21,449 Boys from other towns. 64 00:02:21,484 --> 00:02:23,284 Tammy, you're gonna smooch a BFOT 65 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,254 on the pointy part of the boat just like in Titanic. 66 00:02:26,289 --> 00:02:28,588 I might also go to the beach and watch seagulls fight over bread. 67 00:02:28,613 --> 00:02:29,924 You're not going anywhere? 68 00:02:29,959 --> 00:02:32,238 You're so lucky you don't mind having a super boring life. 69 00:02:32,262 --> 00:02:34,012 I guess I am. Oh. 70 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:38,466 I thought I liked bread, but those seagulls love bread. 71 00:02:38,501 --> 00:02:40,026 Oh, my God. I think it's time. 72 00:02:40,051 --> 00:02:41,517 It's happening. 73 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,485 My last baby tooth. 74 00:02:43,521 --> 00:02:45,688 Aah, that's not a breadcrumb! 75 00:02:45,723 --> 00:02:47,323 So that's the Tooth Fairy. 76 00:02:47,358 --> 00:02:48,856 What'll I tell Mom? 77 00:02:48,888 --> 00:02:51,735 Tell her it's gone to a better place... a seagull's butt. 78 00:02:51,762 --> 00:02:54,496 There goes Tammy's cruise ship. 79 00:02:54,532 --> 00:02:56,442 At least I won't have to hear her annoying voice for a week. 80 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,545 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 81 00:02:58,569 --> 00:02:59,735 Stop, stop, stop! 82 00:02:59,770 --> 00:03:01,470 You forgot me! 83 00:03:01,505 --> 00:03:03,172 Hey, Tammy, why aren't you on the boat? 84 00:03:03,207 --> 00:03:04,785 I was on it, Tina. 85 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:07,309 I got on with my parents, they went to the cabin, 86 00:03:07,345 --> 00:03:09,012 but I got off to buy lip gloss 87 00:03:09,037 --> 00:03:10,591 because the boat didn't have my brands. 88 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:11,981 That's lip gloss? 89 00:03:12,016 --> 00:03:13,649 I thought you'd always just finished 90 00:03:13,684 --> 00:03:15,027 eating rotisserie chicken. 91 00:03:15,052 --> 00:03:16,952 Daddy, it's me. 92 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,054 Tammy, where are you? The outfit I laid out for you 93 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:21,491 - is still on the bed. - I'm not on the boat. 94 00:03:21,516 --> 00:03:24,360 - I'm on the land! - What? 95 00:03:24,395 --> 00:03:26,996 I need you to march up to the captain, make your voice deeper, 96 00:03:27,031 --> 00:03:29,116 and tell him to turn that boat around. 97 00:03:29,141 --> 00:03:31,266 I'm not sure cruise ships can turn around. 98 00:03:31,302 --> 00:03:33,319 They have to go around the world or something. 99 00:03:33,344 --> 00:03:35,437 What am I supposed to do? 100 00:03:35,473 --> 00:03:36,733 Um, swim for it? 101 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,944 It's that dot out there, right? You can make it. 102 00:03:38,979 --> 00:03:40,952 - Who are you with? - No one. Nobody. 103 00:03:40,977 --> 00:03:43,512 - The Belchers. - Okay, I'll go talk to someone. 104 00:03:43,547 --> 00:03:44,748 You go wait at their house. 105 00:03:44,773 --> 00:03:46,739 It's an apartment! 106 00:03:46,804 --> 00:03:48,737 Oh, God. I-I'll call you right back. 107 00:03:48,772 --> 00:03:51,239 Uh, yeah, yeah, Tammy's here now. 108 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:53,575 She's so here. 109 00:03:53,610 --> 00:03:56,111 Here's our problem, Bob. The only way off the ship early 110 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:58,914 is by medevac, and I get airsick. 111 00:03:58,949 --> 00:04:00,716 That's why we're on a cruise to begin with. 112 00:04:00,751 --> 00:04:02,062 Can we get another round? 113 00:04:02,086 --> 00:04:03,330 Uh, so listen... 114 00:04:03,354 --> 00:04:05,287 we've called everyone. 115 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,925 All your friends and family are on different fun cruises. 116 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,461 - Psst, Tina, down here. - What? 117 00:04:12,496 --> 00:04:14,463 Ask her to stay with you. 118 00:04:14,498 --> 00:04:17,232 That would be generous and kind, hmm? 119 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:19,334 Are you freaking kidding me? She's a monster. 120 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,003 That's what would make it Thunderful. 121 00:04:22,039 --> 00:04:24,673 - Then you take her. - Listen, kid, do you want me or not? 122 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:26,608 You know I want you. Stupid badge. 123 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:28,310 Tina, honey, who are you talking to? 124 00:04:28,345 --> 00:04:31,747 What if Tammy stays with us? 125 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:34,416 - No, thank you. -Eh. -No. -No. - Mm-mm, mm-mm. 126 00:04:34,451 --> 00:04:35,851 It's the only solution. 127 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:37,819 Dad, tell Tammy's dad we've got this. 128 00:04:37,855 --> 00:04:39,588 Tammy, welcome to our home. 129 00:04:39,623 --> 00:04:41,123 - Ew. - It's not a cruise, 130 00:04:41,158 --> 00:04:43,540 but you might catch a stomach thing. 131 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,516 So, Tammy, a big extra special helping for you, 132 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:49,821 - our guest. - Nope. 133 00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:51,412 Uh, what's the matter with it, Tammy? 134 00:04:51,470 --> 00:04:53,370 Um, it rhymes with "schmeverything." 135 00:04:53,406 --> 00:04:56,106 No offense, but I just don't eat food that's homemade. 136 00:04:56,142 --> 00:04:58,234 Could we get you something else, sweetie? 137 00:04:58,259 --> 00:04:59,992 Mm, that's okay, I'll just order in. 138 00:05:00,027 --> 00:05:02,759 Do places deliver here, or is the neighborhood too dangerous? 139 00:05:02,784 --> 00:05:05,430 Oh, it's super safe except for that huge unsolved murder 140 00:05:05,466 --> 00:05:06,698 that's gonna happen. 141 00:05:06,734 --> 00:05:08,937 - Tammy! - What? 142 00:05:08,962 --> 00:05:11,438 Okay, every towel's on the floor. 143 00:05:11,463 --> 00:05:14,606 Relax. You're out of hot water, so no one's gonna need a towel. 144 00:05:14,642 --> 00:05:15,773 Where's the blow-dryer? 145 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:17,454 - Right there. - I was asking 146 00:05:17,478 --> 00:05:18,991 for the person, not the thing. 147 00:05:19,016 --> 00:05:20,516 Oh, your mom blow-dries your hair? 148 00:05:20,541 --> 00:05:22,021 Only when my dad's out of town. 149 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:25,328 I'm not doing it. 150 00:05:25,663 --> 00:05:27,296 There are too many tangles! 151 00:05:27,321 --> 00:05:29,087 Use the detangler! 152 00:05:29,123 --> 00:05:30,856 Ugh, what's "detangler"? 153 00:05:30,891 --> 00:05:33,058 I hope these sofa cushions are comfortable, Tammy. 154 00:05:33,093 --> 00:05:35,027 Oh, Tina, you don't have to do that. 155 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:36,640 Well, I'm just being generous and Thunderful, and... 156 00:05:36,664 --> 00:05:37,874 Hey, hey, wh-what are you doing? 157 00:05:37,898 --> 00:05:40,265 Uh, I assume I'm sleeping here 158 00:05:40,301 --> 00:05:42,701 - and you're sleeping down there. - Then why'd you say, 159 00:05:42,736 --> 00:05:44,536 "Oh, you don't have to put cushions down"? 160 00:05:44,572 --> 00:05:46,416 I just thought you could sleep on the floor without cushions. 161 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,739 Okay. Um... 162 00:05:47,775 --> 00:05:49,775 Tammy, how's your night-farting? 163 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,810 I don't night-fart. 164 00:05:54,381 --> 00:05:56,315 Dad. 165 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:58,750 - Wh-Wh-What is it, Gene? - I lost my tooth. 166 00:05:58,786 --> 00:06:00,419 Oh, that's good news. Lin. 167 00:06:00,454 --> 00:06:02,788 No, no. I lost lost it. 168 00:06:02,823 --> 00:06:04,222 Okay, uh, let's be calm. 169 00:06:04,258 --> 00:06:05,591 We'll-we'll feel her out a little. 170 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:06,792 Maybe she'll be cool. 171 00:06:06,827 --> 00:06:08,071 What? What's up? What do you want? 172 00:06:08,095 --> 00:06:11,460 Uh, so, the Gene baby tooth collection... 173 00:06:11,485 --> 00:06:14,066 Oh, you mean my perfect little Gene mouth in a jar? 174 00:06:14,101 --> 00:06:16,179 Sometimes I talk to it. And if I bury it in the woods, 175 00:06:16,203 --> 00:06:17,836 I bet a little boy would come up. 176 00:06:17,871 --> 00:06:19,578 - (chuckles) What about it? - Nothing. - I forget. 177 00:06:19,603 --> 00:06:20,983 Hi, I'm just taking a breather. 178 00:06:21,008 --> 00:06:22,507 From farts. To breathe. 179 00:06:22,543 --> 00:06:25,110 Yeah. How are we gonna get through this Tammy week? 180 00:06:25,153 --> 00:06:28,188 - Drink? - Alcohol does not solve problems, Miss Missy. 181 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:29,581 It just makes them go away. 182 00:06:29,617 --> 00:06:30,949 Guys, come on. We can do this. 183 00:06:30,985 --> 00:06:32,517 It's only four more days. 184 00:06:32,553 --> 00:06:34,486 Is this barf? Barf. 185 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:35,988 My show's on. 186 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:40,792 Why are you so bad at this? 187 00:06:40,828 --> 00:06:42,761 I thought I was getting better! 188 00:06:42,796 --> 00:06:45,057 - It's only three and a half more days. - No, enough. 189 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:46,715 We're gonna have a little Tammy-vention. 190 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,299 Tammy, can you come out here, please? 191 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:53,472 Okay, everyone stare at me. 192 00:06:53,507 --> 00:06:54,840 You wear glasses? 193 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,042 No, I wear contacts, which I am out of. 194 00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:58,416 So I had to put these on, 195 00:06:58,441 --> 00:07:00,412 and now my face is totally Tina-ed! 196 00:07:00,447 --> 00:07:02,514 Badge, badge, badge, badge. 197 00:07:02,549 --> 00:07:04,616 - Tammy, we need to talk. - It's okay. 198 00:07:04,652 --> 00:07:07,019 - I think I know what this is about. - Oh, good. 199 00:07:07,054 --> 00:07:10,956 Being more polite and grateful and helpful. 200 00:07:10,991 --> 00:07:13,291 I know you guys think you're doing your best, 201 00:07:13,327 --> 00:07:15,494 but you could work on all three of these things. 202 00:07:15,529 --> 00:07:16,795 Oh, my God. 203 00:07:16,830 --> 00:07:18,730 Tammy, we're not a hotel. 204 00:07:18,766 --> 00:07:20,428 Yeah, and we're not a restaurant. 205 00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:22,668 - Right. - Actually, we are a restaurant. 206 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:23,802 But not a good one. 207 00:07:23,837 --> 00:07:25,804 Right. I-I mean, the point is, 208 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:28,140 Tammy, in our house, kids help out. 209 00:07:28,175 --> 00:07:31,043 And we think you might kind of appreciate other people 210 00:07:31,078 --> 00:07:33,675 and things, uh, if you pitched in a little. 211 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:34,980 You know, work. 212 00:07:35,015 --> 00:07:36,316 Work? 213 00:07:36,341 --> 00:07:38,183 Like, where? 214 00:07:38,218 --> 00:07:39,562 So I think you'll like working here. 215 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:42,254 - My coworkers are pretty fun. - Mom's the office flirt. 216 00:07:42,289 --> 00:07:44,690 She does get a little grabby at the Christmas party. 217 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:45,824 That's true. 218 00:07:45,859 --> 00:07:47,726 This isn't happening. 219 00:07:47,761 --> 00:07:49,661 I hate to haze you on your first day but, uh, 220 00:07:49,697 --> 00:07:51,163 mind passing me that ketchup? 221 00:07:51,198 --> 00:07:52,931 - What? - It's the red bottle right there. 222 00:07:52,966 --> 00:07:54,724 - I'm sorry, I'm just not... - Right-right by your hand. 223 00:07:54,749 --> 00:07:56,660 Sorry. Okay. Actually, if you could start over. 224 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,003 - Right... - You may even be touching it. 225 00:07:58,038 --> 00:07:59,949 - Just put your fing... right behind... - I just... I... I don't... 226 00:07:59,973 --> 00:08:01,057 You just... you're... you're right by it. 227 00:08:01,082 --> 00:08:03,075 - I... - You know, I got mustard here. 228 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:04,220 - I'm g-gonna... I'm gonna do that. - I'm just... 229 00:08:04,244 --> 00:08:05,467 Yeah, I'm gonna go on break. 230 00:08:05,492 --> 00:08:07,579 What? Tammy, you haven't done anything yet. 231 00:08:07,614 --> 00:08:09,214 This isn't the spring break 232 00:08:09,249 --> 00:08:10,545 I was supposed to be having. 233 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:14,519 I was supposed to be kissing BFOTs on a boat. 234 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:17,089 Now I've got bad hair and glasses. 235 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:18,301 Damn it, Tammy, get it together. 236 00:08:18,325 --> 00:08:19,365 You've lasted two minutes. 237 00:08:19,393 --> 00:08:20,559 This is my life. 238 00:08:20,594 --> 00:08:23,929 Ew! 239 00:08:25,232 --> 00:08:26,732 Hey, hey, hey, restaurant girl. 240 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,100 Don't cry. What's wrong? 241 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:30,702 - I just wanted to take a break. - But... 242 00:08:30,738 --> 00:08:32,904 You poor dirty-faced thing. Here's a handkerchief. 243 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:35,707 I carry one in case I run into sad humans. Or boogers. 244 00:08:35,743 --> 00:08:37,075 - Who are you? - Who are you? 245 00:08:37,111 --> 00:08:38,767 I'm Brett, I'm picking up an order. 246 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:40,879 Oh, that's coming right up. Did you order one 247 00:08:40,914 --> 00:08:43,071 "grandpa style"? I-I don't know what that is. 248 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:45,217 Yeah, it's how my grandpa orders his burgers. 249 00:08:45,252 --> 00:08:46,696 I guess it's just mashed up. 250 00:08:46,721 --> 00:08:48,987 I'm in town visiting my grandfather this week. 251 00:08:49,022 --> 00:08:50,567 - Here. - Wow, you really filled this up. 252 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:51,790 I like that. 253 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:53,225 At my private school in Bethesda, 254 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:54,993 I never get to meet down-to-earth girls 255 00:08:55,028 --> 00:08:57,429 who work in restaurants and really blow their nose. 256 00:08:57,464 --> 00:08:58,797 Geez, Tina. 257 00:08:58,832 --> 00:09:00,310 A boy comes in here looking for a girl 258 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:02,011 who works in a restaurant with lots of snot, 259 00:09:02,035 --> 00:09:04,169 and he doesn't meet you. 260 00:09:04,194 --> 00:09:06,204 Bethesda? Is that where Jesus is from? 261 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,339 Ha. You're different. 262 00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:08,507 Me, too. 263 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:09,908 So, same as you. 264 00:09:09,943 --> 00:09:11,443 Is this your family's restaurant? 265 00:09:11,478 --> 00:09:13,912 No, my family left me with these people. 266 00:09:13,947 --> 00:09:15,447 And now I work here. 267 00:09:15,482 --> 00:09:17,249 Technically true. I got to allow it. 268 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:18,440 Here's your order. 269 00:09:18,465 --> 00:09:20,098 We treat Tammy very well. 270 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:21,423 And now I have to go. 271 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:22,914 Because I ordered this to go. 272 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:24,560 I wrote my number on a napkin. Here. 273 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:26,336 Oh, are we exchanging numbers? Uh, hold on. 274 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,704 I've got one. It's the emergency phone, 275 00:09:27,728 --> 00:09:29,494 but if it's, uh... oh, you're gone. 276 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:32,164 Hey, it's my best friend, Peter Pescadero. 277 00:09:32,199 --> 00:09:34,333 I'm gonna go give him a high five. 278 00:09:35,161 --> 00:09:37,502 So, you got a fresh molar for me? 279 00:09:37,538 --> 00:09:40,939 I did, Gene, but I got a better offer. 280 00:09:40,974 --> 00:09:43,341 Hogarth Haber needed a tooth for a science experiment 281 00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:46,011 where you drop it in soda and see if it dissolves. 282 00:09:46,046 --> 00:09:47,004 I'll pay double. 283 00:09:47,029 --> 00:09:48,847 Whatever double one dollar is. 284 00:09:48,882 --> 00:09:50,782 It's too late, Gene, it's gone. 285 00:09:50,818 --> 00:09:52,582 It dissolved so fast. 286 00:09:52,607 --> 00:09:54,686 Soda's not good, man. 287 00:09:54,721 --> 00:09:57,522 Okay, so, Brett's a little bit... 288 00:09:57,558 --> 00:09:58,957 - Perfect, I know. - ... weird. 289 00:09:58,992 --> 00:10:01,193 But he's supes cute and a BFOT, 290 00:10:01,228 --> 00:10:03,195 and I'm going to salvage this crap spring break 291 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,896 by smooching him. 292 00:10:04,932 --> 00:10:06,631 Uh, right on schedge. 293 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:09,301 "I'm smelling my burger wrapper and thinking of you." 294 00:10:09,336 --> 00:10:10,635 Blah, blah, blah. 295 00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:13,138 "Also, how come a day can be sunny, 296 00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:15,897 but a night can't be moony?" Eh? 297 00:10:15,943 --> 00:10:17,809 That's a frickin' great text. 298 00:10:17,845 --> 00:10:20,722 And I will text back... 299 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,848 An emoji of a high-heeled shoe? 300 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,716 Tammy, you have to put words to your feelings. 301 00:10:24,751 --> 00:10:26,384 Like the word "shoe"? 302 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:28,031 Why don't you say, "Hi, Brett. Do you ever think 303 00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:29,568 that shoulders are the butts of the arms?" 304 00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:30,989 You know, normal stuff like that. 305 00:10:31,024 --> 00:10:32,724 "Hi, uh... " 306 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:33,903 Ugh, you just write it, Tina. 307 00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:35,560 Me? Okay. 308 00:10:35,596 --> 00:10:37,896 I mean, a little extra Thundergirl generosity, I guess. 309 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,065 - Word it up. - Oh, a reply. 310 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,666 "Do you think if snakes wore pants, 311 00:10:41,702 --> 00:10:44,669 it would just be a sock?" 312 00:10:44,705 --> 00:10:46,504 Maybe I should just handle this. 313 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,927 Oh, Brett. 314 00:10:50,611 --> 00:10:53,578 Tina, what are you doing? 315 00:10:53,614 --> 00:10:56,514 Oh, you're up. Uh, okay, so... some news. 316 00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,250 One, you have a date with Brett. Yay. 317 00:10:58,285 --> 00:10:59,984 Two, you should catch up on a couple texts. 318 00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,920 Oh, my God, there are hundreds. 319 00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:03,622 Yeah, you got a little carried away. 320 00:11:03,657 --> 00:11:06,585 "If you could be any kind of furniture, what would it be? 321 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,195 - I'd be a love seat"? - I know, good stuff. 322 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,367 I can't talk like this. 323 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:11,773 How am I gonna get through this date? 324 00:11:11,798 --> 00:11:13,587 Brett thinks I'm this dorky weirdo. 325 00:11:13,612 --> 00:11:16,012 No, he doesn't, he thinks you're me. Oh. 326 00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:19,883 It's almost like I need to borrow your weird personality. 327 00:11:19,951 --> 00:11:21,184 Wait, how would that work? 328 00:11:21,219 --> 00:11:22,719 You've come to the right person. 329 00:11:22,754 --> 00:11:24,420 Uh, we didn't come to you at all. 330 00:11:24,456 --> 00:11:26,100 Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking. 331 00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:28,658 There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed me. 332 00:11:28,693 --> 00:11:30,860 Fortunately, the walls are thin. 333 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:33,029 I think some of your walls are just wallpaper. 334 00:11:33,064 --> 00:11:34,264 We can pull this off. 335 00:11:34,299 --> 00:11:36,499 And all it's gonna take is a couple telephones, 336 00:11:36,535 --> 00:11:39,002 ear-buds, a little luck, big hats, potted plants, 337 00:11:39,037 --> 00:11:40,837 more luck, precision timing, 338 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:43,406 some sort of a distraction, and a little luck. 339 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,152 - Sounds doable. - Well, I wouldn't go that far. 340 00:11:45,176 --> 00:11:48,211 But if it doesn't work, at least it'll fail enjoyably. 341 00:11:48,246 --> 00:11:51,876 If you need a distraction, how 'bout these wubba-wubbas? 342 00:11:52,782 --> 00:11:54,716 Here's how it works. You guys call each other, 343 00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:57,117 leave the line open. The BFOT says something. 344 00:11:57,142 --> 00:11:59,586 Tammy's phone picks it up, transmits it to Tina, 345 00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:01,078 bypassing Tammy's brain. 346 00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:02,646 Tina replies into her phone. 347 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,981 Tammy repeats those words exactly, 348 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,727 again bypassing Tammy's brain. 349 00:12:06,752 --> 00:12:08,977 At no time is Tammy's brain used, understood? 350 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,754 - Yes. - Not at all. - We're ready. 351 00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:13,190 So that's my favorite horse movie 352 00:12:13,225 --> 00:12:15,587 or movie containing horses. What about you? 353 00:12:15,612 --> 00:12:18,939 My favorite of those movies I've known about way before now is... 354 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,897 - Haunches of Glory. - Haunches of Glory. 355 00:12:20,933 --> 00:12:22,265 Oh, I loved the ads. 356 00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:24,134 "Raise the roof for this hoof." 357 00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,669 Is that your boss' daughter in there? 358 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:28,538 Ugh. Yeah, spying on me. So creepy. 359 00:12:28,574 --> 00:12:30,774 Gonna drag me back to work probably. 360 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:33,110 Hey, she's not your slave! 361 00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:37,380 And that cloud looks like Gandhi... in a gondola. Am I crazy? 362 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,549 I got a cloud that looks like a butt at two o'clock. 363 00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:41,218 What do you know? Another butt cloud. 364 00:12:41,253 --> 00:12:43,261 - Aah! My phone's dying. - You're cutting out. 365 00:12:43,286 --> 00:12:45,922 - Hmm? - Carbs. Or at least I am. 366 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:47,791 Oh, boy, she's flying solo. 367 00:12:47,826 --> 00:12:50,026 So... 368 00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,696 Coo... uh, yes. 369 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,431 Cuh-ca... 370 00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:56,900 I can tell that you have so much to say. Just say it. 371 00:12:56,935 --> 00:12:58,535 Ugly people. 372 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,570 Are... bad? 373 00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:02,806 - I don't... - Aah! I have yogurt diarrhea. Bye! 374 00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:05,575 That actually went a lot better than I thought it would. 375 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:07,277 Hi, Dr. Yap. 376 00:13:07,312 --> 00:13:09,846 - We called about the tooth? - Not here, Bob. 377 00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:12,182 The coffee shop across the street. More privacy. 378 00:13:12,217 --> 00:13:13,783 - But... - I said coffee shop. 379 00:13:13,819 --> 00:13:16,620 They have booths and light jazz. It's super nice. 380 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,122 That jazz better be damn light, buddy. 381 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,926 - Here's my inventory. - Aah! 382 00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:25,562 Where's the rest of Michael Caine, you monster?! 383 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,898 Oh, my God. We-we want a baby tooth. 384 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,066 I don't extract baby teeth, Bob. 385 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,068 I yank gross, diseased adult teeth. 386 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,904 Uh, I guess this one, then. 387 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,372 Ooh, you have a good eye. 388 00:13:35,407 --> 00:13:37,641 Smells like cigarette smoke and Barbasol. 389 00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:39,142 All right, how much? 390 00:13:39,178 --> 00:13:40,644 - Whatever you think is fair. - Free? 391 00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:42,078 Let's say 50 bucks. 392 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,580 - I'll give you ten. - Deal. 393 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,814 I panicked. 394 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:45,815 I didn't know what to say. 395 00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:47,028 I wasn't following the conversation. 396 00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,692 I thought Brett was super easy to talk to. 397 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,760 Especially for someone I wasn't actually talking to. 398 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,355 That's why we're a good team, Tina. 399 00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:54,591 I'm the face, you're the gunk behind the face. 400 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,894 But what if the gunk has feelings for Brett, also? 401 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:59,996 - I'm confused. - I like Brett. A lot. 402 00:14:00,032 --> 00:14:01,665 You don't even know him, Tina. 403 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,300 Actually, I think I do know him. 404 00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:05,468 You know what? Use it. Use your dumb feelings. 405 00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:07,103 Get that BFOT on my kiss spot. 406 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,638 Beautiful lady. 407 00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:10,040 I hope this is your bedroom. 408 00:14:10,075 --> 00:14:11,641 It's Brett! Ow! 409 00:14:11,677 --> 00:14:15,078 - Why'd you run away? - Um... Please. 410 00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:17,113 This is where the Thunder-rubber 411 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,116 meets the Thunder-road. What's it gonna be, hotshot? 412 00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,886 I was afraid of how much we have in common. 413 00:14:22,921 --> 00:14:25,655 I was afraid of how much sodium's in ramen? 414 00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:26,293 Louder! 415 00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:28,102 You know what? Just stand there and move your mouth. 416 00:14:28,126 --> 00:14:30,360 I guess what I'm trying to say, Brett, is, 417 00:14:30,395 --> 00:14:31,962 it's a moony night. 418 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,396 Do you sound different? 419 00:14:33,432 --> 00:14:35,298 Nope. Anyway, I like you, 420 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,666 and there's just you and me here. 421 00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:38,902 Two hearts, two mouths. 422 00:14:38,937 --> 00:14:41,137 - Four lips. - Sink ships. 423 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,974 In the math of the heart, that equals kiss. 424 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,801 - How do I get up there? - I have a fire ladder. I'll come down. 425 00:14:46,826 --> 00:14:49,145 Nice job, Tina. 426 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,684 - Whoa. - Ugh... 427 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,854 So, are we just gonna keep watching, or... ? 428 00:14:56,879 --> 00:14:58,053 Keep watching. 429 00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,441 - Okay, I'll get a chair. - Get me one, too. 430 00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:05,090 Sorry, Tina. I thought this was gonna go disastrously wrong, 431 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:07,207 - not disgustingly right. - Ugh! 432 00:15:07,232 --> 00:15:08,798 Where's this gonna end? 433 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:10,599 - I... - Do. 434 00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:11,967 - You do. - ... do. 435 00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:13,468 What a great honeymoon. 436 00:15:13,504 --> 00:15:14,870 What a great honeymoon. 437 00:15:14,905 --> 00:15:16,371 Come on, push. 438 00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:20,642 I don't like it. I don't like it. 439 00:15:20,677 --> 00:15:22,611 Whew! Are my lips still on? 440 00:15:22,646 --> 00:15:24,112 Okay, here's the news. 441 00:15:24,148 --> 00:15:25,647 Brett is taking me to dinner tomorrow, 442 00:15:25,682 --> 00:15:27,549 and I think he's on the verge of asking me 443 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,217 to be his out-of-town girlfriend. 444 00:15:29,253 --> 00:15:30,886 Out-of-town girlfriend. You mean... ? 445 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,531 I'm gonna be an OOTGF! 446 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,713 I knew you'd either end up an astronaut or that. 447 00:15:34,738 --> 00:15:37,125 Here's what I need. Some kind of smarty-boobs speech 448 00:15:37,161 --> 00:15:38,314 that gets him over the hump. 449 00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:41,407 Like, "Hey, Brett, bleep, bloo, bluh, in conclusion, OOTGF." 450 00:15:41,432 --> 00:15:43,165 - Have fun with it. - Tammy, I'm out. 451 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,338 I can't do it anymore. 452 00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:46,163 Uh... excuse me? 453 00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:48,439 It's not fair. I think Brett likes me. 454 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:49,892 You're... Milli Vanilli, 455 00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:51,750 and I'm those super-talented studio musicians 456 00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:53,553 that probably had to sleep in the same room as Milli Vanilli 457 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,846 while Milli Vanilli farted up the place. 458 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,556 Oh, step off, girl. He is mine. 459 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,147 So you just keep away from him, 460 00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:00,416 and you just keep telling me what to say to him. 461 00:16:00,441 --> 00:16:01,955 - I won't. - You will. 462 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,779 - I won't. - You... - Will! 463 00:16:03,804 --> 00:16:06,721 Tina, you can't abandon Tammy this late in the game. 464 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,846 - That's not Thunderful. - But... 465 00:16:08,871 --> 00:16:11,238 Tammy just wants you to put some more words in her mouth. 466 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,603 You can think up some interesting words, right? 467 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:18,110 Oh. Um, all right, I'll do it. 468 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:20,268 Good. Keep it happy and snappy. 469 00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,604 This plaque's really baked on. 470 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:24,330 We've just got to get it down to size. 471 00:16:24,355 --> 00:16:27,052 And then we go after the mole on Dad's butt. 472 00:16:27,077 --> 00:16:29,711 - Gene. - Sorry. Beauty mark on Dad's butt. 473 00:16:29,746 --> 00:16:31,549 Bob, what's the racket down there? 474 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:35,761 Oh, we're just, uh, making... jewelry... for your birthday. 475 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,464 Oh, oh, I don't want to see! I don't want to see! 476 00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,814 Uh, but when you do see it, 477 00:16:38,839 --> 00:16:42,267 it's gonna look store-bought and sensibly priced. 478 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,283 - Hi, milady. Ready for our date? - Yeah, let's go. 479 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,362 - And we're here. - Welcome to Bob's Burgers. 480 00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:48,728 Let me show you to your table. 481 00:16:48,753 --> 00:16:51,043 I'm kind of surprised you want to come here, Tammy. 482 00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:54,269 Tonight she's not a dirty employee. She's a dirty guest. 483 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,619 We can literally go anywhere else. 484 00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,806 Well, you're here, so, enjoy. 485 00:16:57,841 --> 00:16:59,708 I'll be your server tonight. 486 00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:02,705 If you need anything, especially napkins, Tammy, let me know. 487 00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:04,103 Here are some to get you started. 488 00:17:04,128 --> 00:17:06,414 Eh? Oh. 489 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,236 "Forget the side of fries. 490 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,396 I want my side to be this guy by my side." 491 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,822 I also do want fries. 492 00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:14,280 It's still so yellow. 493 00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:15,816 We-we have to paint it white or something. 494 00:17:15,841 --> 00:17:17,658 Which white? There are a lot of whites, Bob. 495 00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:19,350 Don't tell a handyman you want white. 496 00:17:19,519 --> 00:17:21,619 I don't know. Um, tooth white? 497 00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:24,369 "Tooth white." Uh, l-let me, let me get out the chips here. 498 00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:26,578 There's Lily White, Winter White. 499 00:17:26,603 --> 00:17:28,713 Ooh, Oyster Whisper? That's a pretty one. 500 00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:30,603 Whatever Gene's teeth are. 501 00:17:30,628 --> 00:17:32,495 Or we pick a white we're all excited about 502 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,153 and throw a coat of that on Gene's teeth. 503 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,845 I want Tighty Whitey white. 504 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,689 We're not painting Gene's mouth. 505 00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:39,064 Oh, boo. 506 00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:42,891 I'll never forget the last few days... uh... 507 00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:44,349 Oops. I spilled my water. 508 00:17:44,374 --> 00:17:46,408 - More napkins here! - Here we are. 509 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,733 "And soon you'll be going back to Bethesda." 510 00:17:49,228 --> 00:17:51,860 Oop. Ha. Look at that. I spilled your water. 511 00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,528 Maybe more than one napkin this time? 512 00:17:53,564 --> 00:17:55,875 Tammy's really going through the paper goods over there. 513 00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:57,365 She's the same with TP. 514 00:17:57,401 --> 00:17:58,867 She really lays down a nest. 515 00:17:58,902 --> 00:18:01,436 "Soon, I'll be out of town from you." 516 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,104 That's a weird way to say that. 517 00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:04,213 I love it. 518 00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:05,596 You do? Uh... 519 00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,488 "But what if I had a totally different face?" 520 00:18:07,513 --> 00:18:10,011 Super cool hypothetical. 521 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,381 "And even if I was slightly taller than you thought I was 522 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,383 "and I didn't put on eye shadow 523 00:18:15,419 --> 00:18:17,892 like I was frosting a fricking wedding cake... " 524 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:19,821 What the hell is going on here? 525 00:18:19,856 --> 00:18:21,456 Yeah, I'm not sure what you're saying. 526 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,792 I'm sure I'm gonna say something different in a minute. 527 00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,994 As soon as I get a new napkin over here! 528 00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:27,614 I'm really sorry. It looks like we're out of napkins. 529 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:30,122 Well, that's kind of a problem for me now because... 530 00:18:30,147 --> 00:18:32,528 I... need... one! 531 00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:35,221 - That is a huge mess. - She really is. 532 00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:37,046 Ah, forget it. I'm out. 533 00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:39,017 I'm out, too, Brett... of the closet. 534 00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:41,376 The whole time you were talking to me, not Tammy. 535 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,122 What do you mean, grumpy napkin girl? 536 00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:44,714 I've been speaking to you through her, 537 00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:47,006 and now you and I are together. Hi, I'm Tina. 538 00:18:47,037 --> 00:18:50,539 This whole thing... It was a Cyrano de Burger-ac! 539 00:18:50,574 --> 00:18:52,808 Cyra-yes de Burger-ac. 540 00:18:52,843 --> 00:18:55,082 - I... I'm kind of upset. - I get it. 541 00:18:55,107 --> 00:18:57,813 Let's just go walk on the beach and talk, mouth to mouth. 542 00:18:57,848 --> 00:19:00,349 I told my grandpa about you. I mean her. 543 00:19:00,384 --> 00:19:01,817 - I mean... - Shh, shh, shh. 544 00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:03,852 - You're all up in here. - You guys tricked me. 545 00:19:03,887 --> 00:19:05,220 Okay, you know what? Frankly, 546 00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:06,888 you didn't have to be that easy to trick. 547 00:19:06,924 --> 00:19:09,458 What? You know, this stuff doesn't happen in Bethesda. 548 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,360 People there just say their own words. 549 00:19:11,395 --> 00:19:13,395 What about when Tammy's voice changed completely? 550 00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:14,796 You just kind of went with that, 551 00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,198 Mr. Handsome Hears What He Wants. 552 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,532 Guys, guys? 553 00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:19,167 Woof. I have something to say. 554 00:19:19,203 --> 00:19:21,169 And these are my actual words, I think. 555 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,138 You seem to have some gross chemistry, 556 00:19:23,173 --> 00:19:24,740 and you both make me tired, so 557 00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:26,675 just go walk together on the beach already. 558 00:19:26,978 --> 00:19:29,077 I... guess it wouldn't kill us. 559 00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:31,258 Great. Let's go. I got my coat on while Tammy was talking. 560 00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:33,315 Oh, I'm actually working tonight. 561 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:36,251 Ugh! I'll... 562 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:38,053 ... do nasty restaurant stuff for you, Tina. 563 00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,755 Thanks, Tammy. Maybe you're the one 564 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,523 that deserves a Something Thunderful badge. 565 00:19:41,558 --> 00:19:44,059 - Who cares? That thing is stupid. - Good. Phew. 566 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,001 All right, hand me that dish loofah. 567 00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:48,597 - This is a sponge. - What are you saying? 568 00:19:48,632 --> 00:19:50,599 - "Spawnge"? - Sponge! 569 00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:51,933 Spawnge. 570 00:19:51,969 --> 00:19:53,402 Gene. 571 00:19:53,437 --> 00:19:55,937 Oh, what have we here? 572 00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:58,273 Oh. Oh, my God, is it time? Is it time?! 573 00:19:58,309 --> 00:19:59,708 I just lost my last... 574 00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:03,378 - I think he swallowed it. - Swallowed it?! 575 00:20:03,414 --> 00:20:05,514 - Oh, my God, Gene! - Oh, boy. 576 00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,182 I ate a dead man's tooth! 577 00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:09,284 Now I'm gonna take on his personality. 578 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,186 Get me some smokes. I want bourbon. 579 00:20:11,221 --> 00:20:12,754 Wait. What's going on? 580 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:15,357 Um, we bought a dead man's tooth. 581 00:20:15,392 --> 00:20:18,203 - Maybe not dead, but not well. - Why? 582 00:20:18,228 --> 00:20:20,885 Because Gene lost lost his last baby tooth, 583 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,431 and we didn't know how to tell you. 584 00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:23,943 Please don't write me out of your will. 585 00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:27,269 - I want those sweaters! - Oh, it's okay, Gene. 586 00:20:27,304 --> 00:20:30,105 I was... missing a few of your teeth anyway. 587 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,873 - What? - It's hard to keep a full set. 588 00:20:31,909 --> 00:20:34,042 You know, you take 'em out and play with them, 589 00:20:34,078 --> 00:20:35,711 they get lost. It's like Legos. 590 00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:38,983 Oh, my God, we spent so much time on this. 591 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:41,550 Looks like the ocean's out tonight. 592 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,485 Hey, look, it's waving at you. 593 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,397 Damn, we're gonna kiss. 594 00:20:46,357 --> 00:20:47,634 Oh, my God, 595 00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:49,747 did that seagull just cough up a tooth? 596 00:20:49,772 --> 00:20:51,405 Oh, uh, let me get that for my mom. 597 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:53,407 - What? - No, it can wait. 598 00:20:54,077 --> 00:20:56,645 ? I'm the one who isn't a nerd ? 599 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,214 ? I'm the one who thinks up the words ? 600 00:20:59,249 --> 00:21:00,615 ? I'm the face ? 601 00:21:00,684 --> 00:21:02,317 ? You fart up the place ? 602 00:21:02,352 --> 00:21:05,620 ? But we got that BFOT right on the kiss spot ? 603 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:08,056 ? I'm the one who drives him insane ? 604 00:21:08,091 --> 00:21:10,292 ? Only when I bypass your brain ? 605 00:21:10,327 --> 00:21:11,726 ? I'm adorbs ? 606 00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:13,461 ? You made me sleep on the floor ? 607 00:21:13,497 --> 00:21:16,283 ? But we got the BFOT on the kiss spot ? 608 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,432 Take it, Tammy. 609 00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,179 ? Poop, poop, poopy-poop, poop, poop, poop ? 610 00:21:19,203 --> 00:21:20,969 ? Poop-poop, poop, pa-poopy-poop ? 611 00:21:21,004 --> 00:21:23,071 - ? Doop-a-poopy-poop ? - Happier and snappier. 612 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:27,108 Less farty.